Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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