I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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