Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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