just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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