Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
COCAINE IS GR8
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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