How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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