it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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