if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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