Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
