Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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