what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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