So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
My vagina just clenched in fear
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