I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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