you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
