I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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