oh fat girl friday strikes again...
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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