so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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