You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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