i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
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