He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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