Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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