She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
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