Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
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