yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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