i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Hello my rib-scented angel!
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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