i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Mom said you looked used
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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