Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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