Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
please don't ironically join a cult
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