so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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