I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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