ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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