I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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