ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Randomize
