there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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