Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Randomize
