Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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