im drinking this country out of the recession.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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