He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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