I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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