i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
she told me i tasted like america
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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