Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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