The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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