Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
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