You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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