Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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