just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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