We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
COCAINE IS GR8
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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