I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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