Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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