idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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