the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Be still, my beating vagina.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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